Topic: "Problem, Officer?" (5)
The South Carolina Highway Patrol is probably one of the most disliked organizations on our small blue planet. Frodo believes that everyone knows at least one other person who has attempted transit through the first State to secede, and found themselves charged with a traffic offense for excessive speed. It is, in Frodo's mind, not possible to go fast enough to get through South Carolina. That is, of course, unless one plans to visit "Frodo's Pizza" in Anderson (ask for Gandolf).
Frodo was bemused by the recent arrest of an off-duty State Patrol Officer in South Carolina, stopped on suspicion of DUI. When asked to step out of his motorcar, the apparently male suspect was wearing a blonde wig, a bra, red panties (with black lace), and spiked heels. Perhaps a pseudonym was used, perhaps not, but in any event the surname given by the suspect was Hoover. Given the fact, as described some years ago, that Frodo was privileged to attend the funeral of he known as J. Edgar, it is, for the sake of argument, probably only a distant relative. Frodo is not sure if the suspect bore the name Clyde.
Hoping against hope that Trooper Hoover, a Goober, who had arrested many a Mover, often perhaps driving a Cougar, Frodo saw the scales of justice properly adjusted. Civil Judge Uecker, brandishing a Luger, splattered him with a Booger that landed on his face just like a shining Louvre.
You were expecting maybe, poetry? From a Blogger?