Mood: party time!
Topic: "Frodo's Foreign Policy"
Frodo is pleased to report that he has undone the months of neglect and mismanagement by the Bush Administration relative to relationships with our Caribbean neighbors. Frodo devoted his personal time and resources to the renewal of his friendship with people who are as diverse as they are full of life. Frodo now speak like da Creole man on Dominica (pron. Dom-uh-neeek-a), or mebbe like da man on French side St. Maarten who sometime lay on da sand wid no close on. Frodo swim wid de green sea turtles on Barbados, and every where he drinka da rum punch.
Frodo learned a lot from those who traveled with him, and he will have much to offer from those perspectives in nights to come, dear reader. Frodo say "Thank you Mon, for checkin' on me, but da rum punch helped me tally me banana. Day Oh, Day Oh, come de light and me need go bed."
Frodo learned that he is now the titular head of all those who truly believe in the Gospel of Louis Armstrong. "I see skies of blue. . .and I say to myself, What a Wonderful World. Oh yeah!"