Topic: "Mon Petit Shoe"(4)
"I say it was a pair of Crocs."
"What do you think they did with the guy? Abu Ghraib? Guantanamo? Or maybe they simply turned him over to al Sadr for 'the final solution'?"
"So was it the Secret Service that wrestled him to the ground, or a local? Actually, he kind of looked like that guy from The Weather Channel who is always broadcasting from the place where the hurricane comes ashore."
"I understand he is dyslexic. That explains why he kept calling Goober a dog."
"Have any of the rest of you ever heard him purposely say something funny? Size 10, you say. I wonder if that's Barneys' Mamas' dress size?"
"I understand somebody once threw a cabbage at Garfield when he was running for President, and after it stopped rolling across the stage, he looked down at it and remarked "I see my opponent has lost his head.'"
"Speaking of head, did you see Gregory on 'Meet the Press'?"
"So, where is this magical mystery tour taking us now?"
"I'll bet it's somewhere where no one wears shoes."
"Not Alabama again!"
"Are we going to get back home in time to save the automakers, prop up the stock market, or ride mountain bikes with Goober?"
"Truthfully, aren't you guys going to miss him?"
"What, do I look like 18% of the population?"
"What do you think the Magician would do if somebody threw their shoes at him?"
"Ha, he'd probably catch them and autograph them."
"I'd buy them."
"Did you notice that Goober actually ducked and avoided the first one? The second one was kind of high and outside the strike zone."
"Did you notice no one jumped in front of him to take one for the Goober?"
"Ladies and Gentlemen of the White House Press Corps, please return to your seats and prepare for landing. Please raise your seats to their upright level, and fasten tray tables in front of you. We are approaching our final stop before heading home tomorrow. We should be on the ground momentarily."
"Hey, truthfully, does anybody recognize where we are?"
"Well I'll be, I do recognize the place. I did sports here for the ABC affiliate. Ladies and gentlemen, you will be privileged to attend the last visit of the President to Memphis."
"Yeah dude, we're going to Graceland."
"I get it, Elvis has left the building."