Topic: "Silent, but deadly"(6)
"General MuckConnell, what do we do now? We've tried the Senate Parliamentarian, and that didn't get to first base. We filed lawsuits in 13 different states and even Chief Justice Rubber Butt couldn't come up with a precedent. We've tried to prove that the Bill will provide Viagra to Child Molesters. Nothing, it seems, will stop this juggernaut of Socialism. What do we do now?"
"Well, Corporal Cannotnor, I think Lieutenant Boner has a pretty decent suggestion. We'll get Governor Gentle and some of his computer genies to cut off their Google."
"Google boy. We cut off their ability to ask questions and get answers. We need to learn from them Chinamen and just let out the information we want them to know."
"You mean to the Democrats?"
"No boy. I'm talkin' about our new found allies in the War Against Knowledge, the Sleaze Bag Party."
"You mean we cut off the internet to the Sleaze Bags and feed them what we want them to believe, then turn them loose."
"Now ya got it, ain't that right Boner?"
"Yessir General MuckConnell, we let them loose with Blech and Dimball leading the chants for the audio portion of the Friends at Faux News who will edit all the videotape."
"That's good Lieutenant Boner. Do we need to concern ourselves with the 'Mainstream Media' or them Commies on MSNBC?"
"Nosir General MuckConnell, we'll just use some of them same guys we used in Mississippi when Steve Allen had that Jamaican Jigaboo Harry Belafonte on his TV Show back in the 50's."
"I remember that," said Cantnotnor, "didn't they toss chains over the wires and cut off the TV reception everywhere in the State.?"
"Sure did boy. Sure was easier to cut off the news when it had wires attached, and there weren't none of this 'why-fie' and stuff like that."
"Lieutenant, have the buses from South Carolina, Texas, and Wasilla arrived yet?"
"Yessir General, and just like you suggested, the crowd is as diverse as we could possibly make it. Tomorrow mornin' we'll have white people, some with shoes even, and some very well fed. We will arrange for some to bathe in the Reflecting Pool, and we'll have some of them wax false teeth for those who might be interviewed by Dingleberry or Rudely."
"Well, that sounds fine. I guess it's 'Onward Christian Soldiers'" from here?"