Mood: accident prone
Topic: "The Second Amendment"
"Yes, Is this 'Guns to Go-Go'?"
Sure is, right here in Smyrna, Georgia, the Capital of Christian Concealed Weaponry.
"I'd like to place an order to go-go."
Fine Son, what'll ya have?
"Is it still free delivery? I have a coupon for 10% off."
Sure Boy, we have free delivery by college students on their way home from Spring Break. Your coupon is good on your first order over $200,000.
"Excellent. How do I provide you with adequate ID over the telephone?"
Tell you what Boy, just answer the following question. Which President of the NRA, by God, played Moses and that Jew-boy who raced the chariot horses in the movies?
"Uh, George Bush?"
Close enough. May I take your order, please?
"I'd like 150 AK-47's, 300 RPG's, 200 of your best handguns, and 400,000 rounds of ammunition for the handguns?"
Smith & Wesson good enough for them handguns?
"That'd be fine."
You want fries with that?
"No, that should do me for now."
Where would you like that delivery?
"How about care of the Postmaster, Tehran, Iran, 24328?"
Hold your horse there Son, I also need to know if you have ever been convicted of a crime here in the USA, or if you are mentally defective?
"No to both."
Fine, that'll be $245,000 with your coupon, and sales tax brings that to $259,700. Now, will that be cash or charge?
"American Express. . ."