Topic: "Ma Bell Lives" (7)
Frodo is working fast. He received a "Kendel" as a gift. He found out that he did not have the technology to support the hand-held device. After numerous discussions with no more than four degrees of separation between the Hobbit and half the population of Mumbai, he is still unable to identify whether or not he has a "Why-Fie" system, and just as he is about to conclude an amusin g or harrowing tale for thee, dear reader, the whold damn thing disappears into the place where one sock always hides when the dryer cuts off.
Frodo and Sam are at Lake Lovey for Thanksgiving, assuming there is adequare space on the highway-system to support the 42.5M residents of Middle Earth who will utilize it.
Be patient, enjoy some football, and see if you now understand why so many Republicants are longing for the good old days of Sarah Palin.