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incredulousTopic: "A Three Hour Tour"(8)
"Hurry Mr. Frodo, you'll want to see this story about this Richard Nixon lookalike on the black-and-white," said Sam.
"Richard Nixon? Sam, that's not Richard Nixon, but I certainly understand why you felt it was. I think it is someone dressed as the cartoon character General Halftrack, Commander of Camp Swampy in Beetle Bailey. Youy know, the commander who was so insignificant that he never heard from the Pentagon."
"Ha Mr. Frodo, very funny, but you have to admit that whoever it is, he certainly looks like the proverbial 'deer in the headlights'."
"I've got it, don't you recognize him as the character played by Jim Backus on 'Gilligan's Island'?"
"You mean the one who was married to Lovie?"
"Thurston Howell III, for sure."
"You know Mr. Frodo, what bothers me is that this guy will receive millions of votes to be President of the United States."
"Well, even worse is the fact that just four short years after the Administration of the Incomparable Moron, the GOP produces the worst major party nominee for the office in anyone's memory."
"Yeah, and the inescapable evidence happens on the 225th Anniversary of the Constitution of the United States."
"Do you think Sarah Palin would be smart enough to play Ginger?"
