Topic: "A Touch of Class"(5)
"Hello, who is it?"
That is the way the skit would begin, Jane Curtin would then open the door to Chevy Chase in a shark suit while the theme music from "Jaws" played in the background. Frodo smiled as he thought about the scene on the porch at the home of Ms. Lucia Whalen this past Friday. He wondered if the delivery person realized the significance of the task at hand, or if it was simply one more stop to make before returning to hearth and home.
Frodo believes that the dozen red roses, and a simple handwritten apology, wasn't something out of the ordinary for any florist. The fact that it was sent from Dr. Henry Louis Gates, Jr. to the lady who called 911 while observing a forced entry into the house down the street made it a rather "special delivery."
It also gave Frodo solace, knowing that, despite all our differences, and our rants and our raves, some of us do indeed have class.
What will Glenn Beck have to say?
How about, "Candygram."