Mood: on fire
Topic: "Old McDonnell's Farm"(7)
Virginia produces religious and gender bigots. It is beneath Frodo's personal opinion of himself to document the Jerry Falwell-Pat Robertson-et al-cabal who have played upon the emotional weakness of that section of Middle Earth that was once known as "the Mother of Presidents." It is also, perhaps, overkill that one such as Frodo would rush to the parapet of the Black Gate and take command in the name of his sisters and friends. Nay, better it is that the Hobbit merely add a few shots of sarcasm to the legislative products which speak volumes about Virginia, a truly terrible place to live. Virginia, to alter the state motto, is for assholes.
Do you know what is written on the vaginal probes that are mandated under "Virginia Law" for those seeking certain methods of birth control?
ANSWER--"If you can read this message, you're too damn close."
Do you know what Sarah Palin wrote on her vaginal probe?
ANSWER--"You can see Russia from here."
Sometime, Frodo admits, it hurts too much to laugh.