Topic: "Texas Exes" (8)
Every once in a while something preposterous strikes the attention of Frodo requiring him to put his considerable editorial efforts to work for the sake of institutional clarity. Perhaps, in 10,000 years or so, someone, or something, takes note of what follows herein, and feels the presence of a lightbulb brightening the path.
Jennelle Carrillo, according to her attorney, Michael Wash, in order to observe a Dallas Cowboys scrimmage, sat down upon a bench outside the Cowboys Stadium and Mausoleum created by Dallas owner Jerry Jones. A weather official stated that the outside temperature was 101 degrees when she made her unfortunate decision to rest thereon. The black marble bench was located in full sunlight. There were no warnings posted as to the advisability of such reckless action under such severe conditions.
A year later, the woman filed suit against the Cowboys, and Jerry Jones, alleging that she did not realize the extent of burns to her buttocks until she received medical attention. Treatment included hospitalization and skin grafts.
Long-time readers know that Frodo is no fan of either Jerry Jones, the Dallas Cowboys, Texas, barristers, or people with a "sore ass." His challenge would be, were he so inclined, to rule against all parties involved. He would do so however, only after learning of the physical location source for the skin grafts
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