Mood: party time!
Topic: "Man Up, Harry"(6)
"How would you like to be President of the United States?"
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"Well, no matter. You'll develop your physical capacity to respond to scurrilous charges and anti- American media speculation. Never again will anyone kick sand in your face during a debate. You will learn how to never answer a question, how to change the subject upon demand, and the real secret to casting doubt about the sexual attitudes of your opponent."
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"Just call the toll-free number listed on your screen right now, our operators are standing by, and we'll soon see you leading the free world."